Preschool Resume

As in most cases, while I was searching for one thing, I found another. I found my Preschool "report card"; a purple mimeographed document sent home from Bexley Methodist Preschool to let my parents know how I was doing in life away from my house.

Well, I did great. I don't believe I have ever had a better review, so I am considering using this document as my resume. Do you think it would fly in the business world?

"Debby had no worries with her wraps. She has always gone straight to the coat rack, taken her things off and hung them up immediately."

Read: Makes a good first impression.

"Debby has fit into our school routine beautifully. She listens to all instructions, whether to get a chair for the circle or line up at the door, and then carries them out with no fuss."

Read: Team Player

"When she is outside, she may be in a box."

Read: But can think outside of it

"Of course, one doesn't say 'Debby', but one is never sure whether it is Topsy , Danny Boy or Whitey who is arriving. For those who aren't 'in the know, ' the last three are names of ponies in her books."

I've outgrown that; now you can call me D.G., or Deege, or Deeger, or Deegerama Boy

" Debby does not like to be fussed over, and she does not condone misbehavior. When Bobby K tried to impress her, and, at the time, engaged in rather silly, attention-getting behavior, Debby said emphatically: 'I don't want Bobby K to touch me, be near me, or have anything to do with me."

Read: no-nonsense gal.

I'll spare you the rest, but any head-hunters out there, take note. Topsy is a heck of a "get."